0:00intro logos and pan
The scene opens with a black background featuring the 'NETFLIX STRANGER THINGS' logo in red on the left, separated by a vertical white bar from the 'DR. SQUATCH' logo in black script on the right. Both logos are centered vertically against the dark. As the camera slowly pans and tilts down and to the right, a dimly lit, cluttered room begins to reveal itself. The room has wood-paneled walls and a window with striped curtains, suggesting a retro, slightly unkempt environment. The overall lighting is dim, with warm, practical light sources visible further in the background. The logos fade out as the environment becomes more visible.
0:02murray introduces himself
A medium shot frames Murray Bauman, a Caucasian man in his late 40s to early 50s, standing centrally. He has a receding hairline with dark, curly hair on the sides, a full dark beard, and is wearing large, gold-rimmed aviator glasses. He's dressed in a white t-shirt under a dark red, velvety bathrobe, tied at the waist, with a simple gold chain around his neck. The background is a cluttered, wood-paneled room, likely an office or study, with a window partially visible on the left and various electronic equipment and papers on a desk to the right. The lighting is warm and slightly dramatic, casting some soft shadows. Text 'MURRAY BAUMAN' appears in white, with a glitching red outline, at the bottom of the screen.
0:06murray close up explaining
A tight close-up focuses on Murray Bauman's face and upper torso. He retains the same appearance: late 40s/early 50s, balding with curly dark hair on the sides, a full dark beard, and large gold-rimmed aviator glasses. He wears a white t-shirt and a dark red velvety bathrobe, with a gold chain visible. The background is blurred, showing hints of the wood-paneled room and warm lighting. His facial expression is animated and intense, with wide eyes and an open mouth, as if emphatically explaining something. The text 'MURRAY BAUMAN' with a glitching red outline remains at the bottom of the screen.
0:10murray presents soaps at desk
The camera pulls back slightly to a medium shot, showing Murray Bauman standing behind a cluttered desk. He is holding two small, boxed bars of soap in his hands, one in each hand, angled towards the camera. The soaps are themed 'Stranger Things' x Dr. Squatch. As he speaks, animated graphics of the soap boxes (Hellfire & Beyond, Squawk Signal, Experiment No. 011, Vecna's Curse) sequentially appear and glow red on the wall behind him, accompanied by the text 'NOW AVAILABLE AT TARGET' in white with a red target logo. The room is still wood-paneled and cluttered, with a window and various electronic devices visible. The lighting is warm, emanating from practical lamps.
0:20murray overhead with soaps
An overhead medium shot looks down at Murray Bauman, who is now standing further back from the desk. He holds four soap boxes, two in each hand, spread out to showcase them. The boxes feature different 'Stranger Things' x Dr. Squatch designs. Behind him, the cluttered room extends, showing more of the wood-paneled walls and a window. The text 'NOTHING IS FRESHER THAN Squatch.' appears in a red jagged speech bubble at the top left of the screen. His expression is confident and pleased. The lighting remains warm, but the overhead perspective flattens some shadows.
0:23murray in bathroom introduces soap
The scene shifts to a bathroom with green tiled walls and a white-tiled shower area. Murray Bauman stands prominently in the foreground, facing the camera, holding a single 'Dr. Squatch' soap box ('Squawk Signal' edition) in his right hand. He maintains his usual attire: white t-shirt, dark red bathrobe, gold chain, beard, and aviator glasses. A red text overlay '(833) 2-SQUATCH' is at the bottom of the screen. His expression changes from confident to a more questioning look, then a quick reaction of surprise or mild shock. The lighting is brighter and more direct than in the previous room, with a subtle glow around him. Near the end, the text 'WRONG' appears in red, stylized text.
0:30man with bad soap in shower
Inside a shower with white tiles, a Black man in his 30s to 40s is shown. He is wearing a plaid shirt and a light-colored jacket, both wet, with water running down his face from an unseen showerhead. He holds a plain, off-white bar of generic soap in his left hand, examining it with a look of utter disgust and discomfort, as if it's the source of his misery. The soap appears to have hair or fibers clinging to it. Red text 'ELIMINATE PARABENS, SULPHATES & LIES!!!' with glitching effects is prominently displayed at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is bright and overhead, highlighting the water on his skin and the unpleasant state of the soap.
0:34murray reacts to bad soap
The scene returns to Murray Bauman in the bathroom, in a medium shot. He is looking directly at the camera with an intense, almost angry expression, eyebrows furrowed and mouth open, as if reacting to the sight of the generic soap. The Black man from the previous scene is visible in the background inside the shower, still looking unhappy. The red text 'ELIMINATE PARABENS, SULPHATES & LIES!!!' remains at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is bright and consistent with the bathroom setting, emphasizing Murray's dramatic facial reaction.
0:36bad soap slapped away
The camera is focused on the Black man in the shower, who still holds the 'bad' off-white soap with a pained expression. Suddenly, a hand with red, glowing streaks (representing a supernatural force or a dramatic intervention) swiftly enters the frame from the lower left and slaps the generic soap out of his hand. The soap flies upwards and out of view. The red text 'ELIMINATE PARABENS, SULPHATES & LIES!!!' persists at the bottom of the screen. The lighting remains bright, accentuating the dramatic action.
0:38man with good soap in shower
Immediately after, the same Black man in the shower, now smiling broadly and happily, holds a Dr. Squatch 'Squawk Signal' soap box up to his face, smelling it with delight. The generic soap is gone. The red text 'ELIMINATE PARABENS, SULPHATES & LIES!!!' remains at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is still bright, but the mood has shifted dramatically to one of contentment and satisfaction, indicated by his genuine smile.
0:39murray holds two soaps close up
A close-up shot focuses on Murray Bauman's chest and hands. He is holding two different Dr. Squatch 'Stranger Things' themed soap boxes: 'Vecna's Curse' (red) in his left hand and 'Experiment No. 011' (blue) in his right hand. The soaps are held close together, centered in the frame. His white t-shirt and the dark red bathrobe are visible, along with his gold chain. His beard is also partially visible at the top of the frame. The background is softly blurred, showing hints of the bathroom. The lighting is bright and even, highlighting the product packaging.
0:41murray bathroom stop smelling strange
The camera returns to a medium shot of Murray Bauman in the bathroom, holding the two Dr. Squatch soaps. The happy Black man is now visible in the background, out of focus, showering contentedly. Red text 'STOP SMELLING STRANGE' with glitching effects appears across the bottom of the screen. Murray is looking directly at the camera, talking with a serious yet persuasive expression, emphasizing the benefits of the product. The bathroom setting with its green and white tiles is clearly visible.
0:43man smelling soap with murray inset
The Black man in the shower is seen in a medium-close-up, happily smelling the Dr. Squatch 'Squawk Signal' soap. Foam and bubbles are accumulating around him. In the top right corner, a smaller inset screen shows Murray Bauman in the bathroom, his image framed by a glowing red rectangle. Murray is still holding the two soaps and looking at the camera. White text 'START SMELLING' appears at the bottom of the main frame. The main lighting is bright for the shower scene, while the inset maintains the bathroom's brighter, direct lighting.
0:45murray close up stranger
A tight close-up of Murray Bauman's face and upper torso. He looks directly at the camera, his expression becoming more emphatic and dramatic, with a slight nod and an excited, wide-eyed gaze. The background is blurred, showing hints of the bathroom's green wall and curtains. The text 'STRANGER' in bold red, glitching letters appears below 'START SMELLING'. The lighting remains bright, accentuating his expressive face. He is clearly making a pun on 'Stranger Things'.
0:47murray presents deodorants at desk
Murray Bauman is now seated at his cluttered desk, facing the camera. He is in a medium shot, wearing his bathrobe and glasses. On the desk in front of him are two Dr. Squatch 'Stranger Things' themed deodorants: 'Hellfire & Beyond' and 'Squawk Signal'. He gestures with his hands towards the deodorants as he speaks, maintaining direct eye contact. The wood-paneled room, with its various electronic gadgets and papers, serves as the background. The text '(833) 2-SQUATCH' in red glitching letters is at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is warm and directional, casting some soft shadows.
0:51deodorants close up
A close-up shot of two Dr. Squatch 'Stranger Things' themed deodorants standing upright on a cluttered desk. The 'Hellfire & Beyond' deodorant (dark packaging with flames) is on the left, and the 'Squawk Signal' deodorant (blue packaging with geometric patterns) is on the right. Both show product details like 'MEN'S NATURAL DEODORANT', 'LIMITED EDITION', and 'ALUMINUM FREE'. The background is blurred, showing papers and hints of the office environment. The text '(833) 2-SQUATCH' in red glitching letters is at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is focused on the products, making them stand out clearly.
0:53murray drinks from cup
A medium shot of Murray Bauman at his desk. He takes a contemplative sip from a disposable cup, his eyes looking up and to the side, then back at the camera. The deodorants are still visible on the desk in front of him. The text '(833) 2-SQUATCH' remains at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is warm, maintaining the slightly retro, dimly lit office aesthetic.
0:54freshness meter reading
A close-up shot focuses on an old, retro electronic device labeled 'TRANSISTOR TESTER MODEL 2590' on a cluttered desk. On top of it is a small box labeled 'Squatch FRESHNESS METER'. The device has an analog needle gauge, which rapidly sweeps across the dial, indicating high 'freshness'. Wisps of white smoke or vapor emanate from behind the device. The desk is covered with papers and other gadgets. The text '(833) 2-SQUATCH' remains at the bottom of the screen. The lighting is dramatic, highlighting the device and the smoke, with a warm, slightly amber glow.
0:57murray dramatic reveal
A close-up of Murray Bauman's face and upper chest, with dramatically altered lighting. The background is now bathed in a vibrant, ominous red and pink glow, creating sharp contrasts and highlighting his features. He looks directly at the camera with wide, enthusiastic eyes and a broad smile, pulling open his bathrobe to reveal his chest. His hair and beard are clearly defined by the intense lighting. Red text 'CALL (833) 2-SQUATCH NOW!' with glitching effects appears at the bottom.
0:59murray natural ingredients
Another close-up of Murray Bauman with the same intense red and pink lighting. He adjusts his hair with one hand, maintaining his energetic, wide-eyed expression. The background is a blurred wash of red and pink. The red text 'NATURAL INGREDIENTS!' with glitching effects now appears below 'CALL (833) 2-SQUATCH NOW!'. He continues to speak with high energy, emphasizing the product's qualities.
1:00murray freshness is your weapon
Murray Bauman is still in a close-up with the dramatic red and pink lighting. He holds one of the Dr. Squatch deodorants in his right hand, pointing emphatically with his left index finger towards himself and then towards the product. His eyes are wide, and his mouth is open in an excited exclamation. The red text 'FRESHNESS IS YOUR WEAPON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!' with glitching effects replaces the previous text at the bottom. The background remains a blurry mix of red and pink.
1:03murray bathroom is your battlefield
A very tight close-up on Murray Bauman's face. His eyes are wide with an almost crazed intensity, and his mouth is open in a shout or declaration. The intense red and pink lighting continues to dominate the scene, making his face appear flushed and highly dramatic. The red text 'THE BATHROOM IS YOUR BATTLEFIELD!' with glitching effects replaces the previous text at the bottom of the screen. His expression is extremely energetic and persuasive.
1:06crt monitor displays murray
The scene shifts to a close-up of an old, small CRT monitor displaying a fluctuating green waveform, reminiscent of a retro oscilloscope. The screen then abruptly changes to show Murray Bauman's face with heavy static and glitching effects, suggesting a broadcast or surveillance feed. The monitor is surrounded by a cluttered desk with papers and various old electronic equipment. The red and pink lighting from the previous scenes continues to illuminate the environment. The red text 'CALL (833) 2-SQUATCH NOW!' and 'NOW AVAILABLE AT TARGET' with the red target logo remain at the bottom of the screen.
1:09murray overhead dramatic lighting
An overhead medium shot looks down at Murray Bauman at his desk, similar to an earlier shot but now under the dramatic, intense red and pink lighting. He looks directly up at the camera with a wide-eyed, slightly frantic expression. The desk is still cluttered with papers and electronic gear. The red text 'CALL (833) 2-SQUATCH NOW!' and 'NOW AVAILABLE AT TARGET' with the red target logo persist at the bottom of the screen. The overhead perspective emphasizes the chaotic nature of his surroundings and his own intense demeanor.
1:12glitch transition
The screen is filled with a rapid, chaotic visual static and glitching effect, featuring horizontal black and white lines, color distortions, and pixelation. This serves as a quick, jarring transition between scenes.
1:13final product display
A static wide shot displays a collection of Dr. Squatch 'Stranger Things' themed products neatly arranged on a table. In the foreground, six bars of soap (three 'Hellfire & Beyond', one 'Experiment No. 011', two 'Squawk Signal', and one 'Vecna's Curse') are stacked in a visually appealing manner. Behind them are two deodorants ('Hellfire & Beyond' and 'Squawk Signal'). The background is the same cluttered, wood-paneled room as seen before, with papers and a corkboard covered in notes and photos. The 'NETFLIX STRANGER THINGS' and 'DR. SQUATCH' logos are prominently displayed at the top. Below, a copyright notice 'STRANGER THINGS TM/C Netflix. Used with permission.' is present. The lighting is warm and even, showcasing the products clearly.
