0:00news anchor reports firing A man with a neatly styled faux mustache and goatee beard sits at a white kitchen counter, looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. He wears a dark blue polo shirt. In front of him, he holds a plain white sheet of paper. The background features white kitchen cabinets and a gray subway tile backsplash, creating a clean, modern aesthetic. Bright, even lighting illuminates the scene. A prominent red 'BREAKING NEWS' banner graphic is overlaid at the bottom of the screen, with scrolling text repeatedly stating 'REGULAR COFFEE HAS BEEN FIRED!' and a large static 'REGULAR COFFEE HAS BEEN FIRED!' headline. A text overlay reads 'Regular coffee has been fired. The people have chosen their replacement.'. The camera remains static, framing the man from the chest up.
0:06man tired at laptop The scene shifts to a different setting, with the same man, now without the fake mustache and beard, sitting at a white countertop. He wears a plain black t-shirt. His head is bowed, and he rubs his eyes with both hands, conveying extreme tiredness and frustration. A closed dark gray laptop is in front of him, and a clear glass mug containing a coffee-like beverage with foam rests to his left. The background consists of a bright window with a view of outdoor foliage, suggesting daytime. The lighting is soft and natural. A text overlay reads 'Jitters by 9am, complete crash by 2pm.'. The camera is static, capturing a medium shot of the man from the waist up.
0:09news anchor reports productivity loss The scene returns to the 'news anchor' persona in the kitchen. The man with the fake mustache and beard sits at the white counter, holding the white sheet of paper. He looks directly into the camera with a concerned, slightly frustrated expression, gesturing with his free hand. The background remains the modern white kitchen with gray subway tiles. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic is present at the bottom, scrolling 'REGULAR COFFEE HAS BEEN FIRED!' and showing the main headline. A text overlay reads 'productivity was MIA after lunch.'. The lighting is bright and even. The camera is static, providing a medium close-up shot.
0:13man with gut issues The man, without the fake facial hair, stands in a white kitchen setting, clutching his stomach with both hands, his face contorted in pain or extreme discomfort. He is wearing a black t-shirt and light brown cargo shorts. The kitchen background features white cabinets and what appears to be a sink area with various containers. The lighting is bright and overhead. A text overlay reads 'Multiple reports of gut issues, poor'. The camera is static, framing him in a medium shot, depicting his full upper body and part of his legs.
0:15man sleepless in bed The man, without the fake facial hair, is seen from an overhead angle, lying awake in bed. He is covered up to his chest by a white comforter, and his head rests on a beige pillow against a black metal bed frame. His eyes are open, staring upwards, suggesting insomnia or restlessness. A bedside table with a lamp is visible to the right. The room is softly lit. A text overlay reads 'sleep, and this one's concerning.'. The camera is static, capturing a medium shot from directly above.
0:16news anchor reports mood swings The scene reverts to the 'news anchor' persona in the kitchen. The man with the fake mustache and beard sits at the white counter, holding the white sheet of paper. He maintains a serious, slightly incredulous expression, emphasizing his points with a broad, open-handed gesture and then a pointed finger. The background is the familiar white kitchen with gray subway tiles. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic continues to run at the bottom. A text overlay reads 'Mood swings that are affecting entire households. It wasn't working out. The people had to step in.'. The lighting is bright and consistent. The camera remains static, framing a medium close-up of the man.
0:22news anchor reveals everyday dose The 'news anchor' persona is still in the kitchen, sitting at the white counter. He now holds up a black, branded pouch of 'Everyday Dose Coffee+' with both hands, presenting it to the camera with a confident and slightly triumphant smile. The background features the white kitchen cabinets and gray subway tiles. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic remains at the bottom of the frame. A text overlay reads 'The replacement Everyday Dose is already beating regular coffee in every category.'. The lighting is bright and even. The camera is static, capturing a medium close-up shot.
0:27news anchor introduces ingredients The 'news anchor' persona is still seated at the white kitchen counter. He places the black 'Everyday Dose Coffee+' pouch on the counter to his right, next to a clear glass mug containing plain water. He gestures towards the pouch as he speaks, explaining the product's functional ingredients. The background remains the modern kitchen. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic is still present. A text overlay reads 'It's functional coffee with'. The lighting is consistent and bright. The camera is static, framing a medium close-up of the man and the items on the counter.
0:29close up lions mane An extreme close-up shot of a white, shaggy, and textured Lion's Mane mushroom. The background is a soft, out-of-focus green, suggesting a natural environment. The lighting is natural and bright, highlighting the intricate details of the mushroom's texture. There is no camera movement. A text overlay reads 'Lion's Mane for focus,'.
0:29close up l theanine leaves A close-up shot of several vibrant green, fresh tea leaves being gently held in cupped hands. The hands are slightly blurred in the background, but the leaves are in sharp focus. The lighting is soft and natural, emphasizing the rich color and delicate texture of the leaves. There is no camera movement. A text overlay reads 'L-Theanine so you're'.
0:31news anchor prepares coffee The 'news anchor' persona is back at the white kitchen counter. He demonstrates the preparation of 'Everyday Dose Coffee+'. He uses a measuring spoon to scoop the dark brown powder from the pouch into the clear glass mug with water. Then, he activates a small, silver, battery-powered frother and mixes the contents, creating a rich, foamy coffee-like beverage. He gestures with his hand as he explains the benefits. The background is the modern white kitchen. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic is present. Text overlays appear: 'calm, not shaky and anxious', 'collagen for your gut, skin, hair, all the stuff regular coffee was wrecking.'. The camera is static, capturing a medium close-up, focusing on his hands and the preparation process.
0:37news anchor mixes iced coffee The 'news anchor' persona is still in the kitchen, holding the prepared 'Everyday Dose Coffee+' in the clear glass mug. He sets it down next to another clear glass filled with white milk. He then expertly pours the frothed coffee from his mug into the glass of milk, creating an iced latte. He picks up the finished drink with a satisfied expression. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic is still active. A text overlay reads 'No jitters, no crash, no becoming a zombie after 2pm.'. The background is the clean kitchen. The lighting is bright and even. The camera is static, providing a medium close-up shot.
0:42news anchor final statement The 'news anchor' persona holds the white sheet of paper again, looking seriously at the camera. The prepared 'Everyday Dose Coffee+' in a glass with a green straw is visible on the white counter to his left. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic continues at the bottom. A text overlay reads 'We reached out to regular coffee for a comment. They said and I quote:'. The background is the modern white kitchen. The lighting is bright. The camera is static, capturing a medium close-up of the man.
0:44regular coffee no comment A clear glass mug filled with dark brown liquid, presumably 'regular coffee,' is placed on a gray, quilted leather chair. A small, black microphone is clipped to the rim of the mug, implying it's 'speaking' or being interviewed. The background is blurred, focusing solely on the mug and chair. The lighting is soft and overhead. A text overlay reads 'for a comment. They said and I quote: No comment.'. The camera is static, showing a medium shot of the cup.
0:46call to action offer The 'news anchor' persona is back at the white kitchen counter, with a full display of 'Everyday Dose Coffee+' products. The black pouch, the silver frother, a black measuring spoon, and two informational product cards are neatly arranged on the counter. The prepared iced coffee with a green straw is also visible. The man, with his fake mustache and beard, smiles confidently and gestures with his hands, emphasizing the offer. The background is the modern white kitchen. The 'BREAKING NEWS' graphic remains at the bottom. A text overlay reads 'Right now it's only $25 with a free starter kit that has over $100 worth of free goodies. Links below.'. The lighting is bright and even. The camera is static, capturing a medium close-up of the man and the products.
